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humor Le Gorafi 2026-07-08

Hollande Proposes Socialist Primary for Ex-Presidents Only.

François Hollande, ever the pragmatist, suggests a Socialist primary open only to former presidents. Apparently, the best way to win is to ensure the competition is just as unpopular as you are. Who needs new blood when you have retired leaders?

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