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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-08

Joy Behar Flees Grocery Aisle in Terror from Flag-Themed Cookie Dough.

Sonny Hostin reportedly shrieked and fled a grocery store after encountering Pillsbury's patriotic cookie dough. Perhaps she mistook the flag for a symbol of oppression, or maybe she just really hates fun.

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