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humor Duffel Blog 2026-07-08

Marines Learn Flying by Thinking Happy Thoughts, Results Mixed

The U.S. Marine Corps is ditching actual flight training for 'positive vibes' and 'sheer willpower.' Apparently, telling yourself you can fly doesn't always work when gravity is involved.

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