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humor The Onion 2026-07-08

TJ Maxx Now Selling Meat: Discounts Apply to Ground Chuck and 'Slightly Past' Shrimp

TJ Maxx, the temple of discounted home goods and questionable fashion, is expanding its empire to include meat. Get ready for treasure hunting where the 'treasure' might just be a slightly bruised banana pepper or some chicken past its prime.

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