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humor Le Gorafi 2026-07-08

Marine Le Pen Promises French-Made Electronic Ankle Monitor, Calls it 'Heritage'

Convicted Marine Le Pen is championing a new line of 'Made in France' electronic ankle monitors, complete with a bronze rooster and the Marseillaise. She's apparently turning her legal troubles into a patriotic fashion statement, proving that even house arrest can be chic.

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