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The Daily Mash
2026-07-08
Farage bravely seeks re-election, fearing only the 96.1% white, 65+ demographic of Clacton.
Nigel Farage claims heroic valor in seeking re-election in a safe seat, while complaining about 'persecution' over donation rules and citing personal security fears from Led By Donkeys. He boldly suggests voters consider investing in gold and crypto after his likely victory.