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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-07

Wife's '45 minutes' ready time includes 'stoppage time,' husband fears overtime.

Local wife Allison Murphy has informed her husband that she'll be ready for date night in 45 minutes, with an added 'stoppage time' clause. Her husband is now nervously calculating if this means they'll actually arrive before the restaurant closes, or if it's just a prelude to extra innings.

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