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humor El Deforma 2026-07-07

England's Departure Leaves Teotihuacan Short of Stones, Archaeologists Baffled.

Following England's exit from the World Cup and their departure from Mexico, archaeologists at Teotihuacan reported a mysterious shortage of stones. It seems some English fans took the phrase 'take a stone as a souvenir' a bit too literally.

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