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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-07

Mitch McConnell's Staff Assures Public His Death Won't Stop Him from Finishing Term.

Senator Mitch McConnell's staff has issued a bold statement: his death will not impede his ability to complete his term. This commitment to public service is truly inspiring, proving that some politicians are truly undead.

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