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The Onion
2026-07-07
Trump's Presidency: A Tupperware Empire Built on Leaky Lids and Lobbying.
In a stunning display of entrepreneurial spirit, President Trump has reportedly peddled nearly $1.4 billion worth of Tupperware to his contacts, transforming White House meetings into impromptu sales pitches. Apparently, leveraging international relations for food storage solutions is the new foreign policy.