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The Onion
2026-07-07
Study: Women Prefer Beards, Stetsons, and ZZ Top Membership Over Personality.
Forget emotional intelligence; a new study suggests the ultimate dating requirement is a foot-long beard, a Stetson, and the ability to shred 'La Grange.' Apparently, many women are just looking for a partner who comes with a vintage Ford hot rod and a fuzzy guitar.