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The Daily Mash
2026-07-07
Farage Resigns to Visit Clacton, Seeking Lost Addresses and Small Boats.
Nigel Farage has bravely resigned to fight for the establishment... and to finally visit Clacton, a place he hasn't seen since 2024. He's hoping to reconnect with locals, perhaps over a pint, while reminiscing about the big money he's missing in America.