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humor The Onion 2026-07-07

NYC Commuter Shows Unprecedented Compassion to Pregnant Rat on Subway

In a heartwarming display of urban empathy, a weary MTA rider has reportedly given up their seat for a pregnant rat. This noble sacrifice ensures the expectant rodent has a comfortable journey, presumably to a better future away from the subway's questionable ambiance.

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