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humor De Speld 2026-07-07

FIFA Declares US-Belgium Match Invalid Over Player Eligibility Mix-Up, Demands Replay

FIFA has magically deemed the US-Belgium match a nullity because a suspended player, Balogun, was allowed to play. Apparently, the rules are only serious when the US loses, necessitating a do-over.

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