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humor The Hard Times 2026-07-07

Laser Tag Pros Advocate for Pistol-Whipping Foes to Secure Victory

In a bold op-ed, a laser tag enthusiast argues that physically assaulting opponents with your laser gun is a legitimate tactic for winning. Apparently, 'Git gud' now includes actual assault and battery.

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