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humor The Chaser 2026-07-07

Trump Declares War on Belgium After Soccer Loss, Plans Invasion for World Cup

Following a crushing defeat to Belgium in the World Cup, Trump announces a full-scale invasion, declaring Belgium the 51st state to get the US back in the tournament. Apparently, diplomacy involves tanks and annexation for soccer.

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