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humor The Shovel 2026-07-07

FIFA 'Retrospectively Recalibrates' Belgium's Goals After Trump's Call

In a move that defies logic, FIFA has reclassified Belgium's winning goals as 'exhibition goals' after Trump's phone call, making the US 'winners' by decree. International football now operates on presidential whim and retroactive absurdity.

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