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The Onion
2026-07-06
Twinkies Go Digital: Now Available As 200GB Downloads, Because Who Needs Cake?
Hostess is moving with the times by discontinuing physical Twinkies, opting for an 'online-only' version that requires a 200GB download. Because why bother with the inconvenience of actual snacks when you can have a digital representation that takes longer to install than your operating system?