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humor The Onion 2026-07-06

Mom's 'Secret Ingredient' for Son's Lunch? Leftover Fireworks!

Forget sandwiches; this mom believes in packing a real bang for her buck. Her son's lunchbox is now a culinary adventure featuring the exciting flavors of gunpowder and potential dismemberment.

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