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humor El Mundo Today 2026-07-06

Trump's Call Ends World Cup Early, Declares Sons the Winners

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, Donald Trump apparently called FIFA, ended the World Cup prematurely, and declared his sons the rightful champions. Because why let a little thing like actual competition get in the way of nepotism?

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