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humor The Onion 2026-07-06

Disney Child Stars Emerge From Ground, Seeking Vertical Surfaces to Climb

Like a disturbing natural phenomenon, a new batch of Disney child stars has tunneled from the earth, their mindless droning filling the air. Experts confirm these creatures, identifiable by their bright eyes and fresh faces, are drawn to soundstages and water towers.

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