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humor Duffel Blog 2026-07-06

General Fired for Competence; Army Now Praises Mediocrity

A decorated general reveals the shocking truth: the US Army prefers enthusiastic mediocrity over actual competence. Apparently, solving problems and telling the truth are now disqualifying offenses. Who knew?

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