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humor The Onion 2026-07-06

California Bans 'Sell By' Dates, Confuses Everyone

California has bravely banned 'sell by' dates on food, because apparently, humans are too dim to figure out when their groceries have gone rogue. Now we'll never know why that questionable cheese was on sale.

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