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humor The Daily Mash 2026-07-06

Master the Art of Not Buying Your Mate a Pint: A Scrounger's Guide

Tired of constantly footing the bill? This guide offers six ingenious, albeit passive-aggressive, methods to subtly guilt your mates into buying their own rounds. Because true friendship means never having to say 'your turn'.

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