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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-05

America's Heatwave Solution: Crank AC to 65, Open Windows Wide!

In a benevolent act of global cooling, Americans have offered their unique solution to the planet's sweltering temperatures: blast the AC to a brisk 65 degrees Fahrenheit while simultaneously opening all the windows. It's either charity or a very effective way to drive up energy bills.

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