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humor Daily Squib 2026-07-05

Russian Fuel Crisis: Brutes fight over gas, because options are limited.

As Russia's fuel supplies dwindle, citizens are reportedly engaging in 'brutal' fights at petrol stations. Apparently, the most patriotic way to handle a fuel crisis is to punch your fellow countrymen for a chance to fill your tank. Peak efficiency!

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