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humor The Beaverton 2026-07-04

Canada Builds AI Data Centers to Solve Heat Dome Mystery

As the mercury rises, Canadian officials are tackling the heat dome with cutting-edge AI... by building more natural-gas-intensive data centers. Because nothing says 'climate solution' like burning more fossil fuels to calculate exactly how hot it's getting.

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