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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-04

Chicago Police: Those Loud Popping Noises Are Just Gunshots, Relax

Chicago PD has issued a heartwarming public service announcement, assuring residents that the constant barrage of loud popping noises they've been hearing are, in fact, just gunshots. So, no need to worry about anything truly *unusual* happening.

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