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humor The Onion 2026-07-04

Historians Discover Declaration of Independence Was Originally Twilight Fan Fiction

Forget founding fathers; new research suggests the Declaration of Independence started life as Twilight fan fiction. Apparently, Jefferson battled over a werewolf-smut subplot, and Founding Fathers were fiercely divided on whether Edward Cullen deserved less BDSM King George.

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