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humor The Onion 2026-07-03

Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip to Kick Off Nuptials

In a momentous pre-wedding ceremony, Travis Kelce demonstrated his legendary coin-flipping skills, securing the right to initiate his vows. His future spouse apparently deferred to his athletic prowess.

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