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humor El Deforma 2026-07-03

England Blames FIFA Schedule Change on Mexican Cartel, Not Lack of Sunscreen

England's football team suspects the Cartel de Santa orchestrated a schedule change, rather than admitting their players forgot sunscreen. FIFA clarified the delay was due to a player's mom not letting him stay out late.

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