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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-03

Nation Agrees to Let Biden Be President Just to Hear Him Say 'Semiquincentennial'

In a groundbreaking bipartisan decision, America will allow President Biden to remain president for one day to hear him attempt the notoriously difficult word 'semiquincentennial.' It's the gift that keeps on giving... pronunciation headaches.

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