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humor De Speld 2026-07-03

EasyToys Stops Selling Physical Toys, Promises QR Code Orgasm

In a move that's surely going to spice things up, EasyToys is ditching real toys for QR codes. Apparently, 'eroticism is mostly between the ears,' so get ready to climax virtually, or perhaps just get a migraine trying to scan your way to bliss.

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