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The Daily Mash
2026-07-03
England's 1 AM Match: A 12-Hour Descent into Roast Dinner, Hangover, and Harlan Coben
Prepare for a grueling 12 hours of torment as England plays at 1 AM, involving a pre-emptive roast dinner, strategic napping, questionable bedtime stories, and the inevitable existential dread that comes with betting on football.