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Duffel Blog
2026-07-03
Trump announces 'conditional surrender' to Iran, calls it 'one of the strongest deals ever.'
In a move that baffled absolutely no one, Trump announced a 'conditional surrender' to Iran, which he insists isn't a surrender, but a 'tremendous deal from a position of strength.' Iran is reportedly considering it, mostly for the laughs and the 'ample bribe.'