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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-01

World Rejoices as Supreme Court Declares Everyone American, Trump Supreme Leader

In a landmark decision, the U.S. Supreme Court has apparently declared all global citizens American, placing the entire world under the benevolent rule of Donald Trump. World peace is now assured, presumably.

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