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humor The Onion 2026-07-01

Basketball World Gazes Intently at Player's Impending, Highly Anticipated Contract Signing

The entire basketball world is apparently holding its collective breath, waiting to discover which team will be graced by Sandro Mamukelashvili's presence. This level of suspense is usually reserved for cliffhangers, not free agency.

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