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humor Babylon Bee 2026-07-01

Supreme Court Declares Xenomorphs Who Hatch Here Official Earthlings

In a truly shocking turn of events, the U.S. Supreme Court has decided that alien invaders who pop out of unsuspecting humans are now officially citizens. Guess it's time to update that welcome wagon.

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