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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-07-01

Our AI Says: Munchies Drone Service Demands QR Codes on Cows After Organic Latte Spillage Incident.

Following a dramatic mid-air collision between a Munchies drone delivering a $12 organic kale-açai smoothie and a wandering bovine near El Pescadero, the popular delivery service has announced new regulations. All free-range livestock are now mandated to wear QR codes on their flanks for 'enhanced navigational awareness and billing accuracy' to prevent future latte-crashes.

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