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humor The Onion 2026-07-01

Trump Yearns for Swift Conclusion to Earthly Existence

President Trump, apparently tired of all this 'living' stuff, announced his desire for a speedy end to the world. He blames Democrats and fake news for the prolonged existence, clearly hoping for a quick exit before the midterms.

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