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humor Le Gorafi 2026-07-01

God Admits All Religions are Wrong, Blames Pringles Packet Density.

The Almighty, after reviewing the holy texts, has declared none of them accurate, pointing out He was more of a Big Bang guy. His main divine requests? More chips in Pringles cans and no judgment on tentacle fashion.

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