Global Energy Pulse Mystifies Eggheads, Proves Planet is Probably Just Trolling Us
Scientists worldwide are collectively wetting their lab coats over a "synchronized energy pulse" that briefly short-circuited communications and power grids on June 28. No one knows what it was, which just confirms that the planet enjoys messing with us as much as it enjoys throwing perfect barrels. Honestly, if it didn't mess with the surf forecast, we couldn't care less.