Over in the UK, the fuzz in Kirkby is scratching their heads harder than a flea-bitten chihuahua after an "unexplained death" forced them to unleash a Section 60 order, giving them super-search powers. Apparently, when you don't know *what* happened, you just search *everyone*. Meanwhile, here, the only thing unexplained is why these gringos can't paddle out properly. The surf's firing, who needs answers?