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humor The Onion 2026-07-01

Brewers Fans Declare War on Hot Dogs, Chase Mascots With Condiments.

In a thrilling display of fan enthusiasm, Milwaukee Brewers supporters abandoned decorum to hunt down the stadium's sausage mascots, armed with ketchup and mustard. These weren't just fans; they were a pack of ravenous wolves after a mouthwatering brat.

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