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Trump Reports Billion-Dollar Haul from Crypto Ventures

Former U.S. President Donald Trump has reported over $1.4 billion in income from his cryptocurrency ventures in 2025, primarily from World Liberty Financial and his 'Trump meme coin' sales. While the suits in Silicon Valley are still counting their digital beans, the waves here in Todos Santos were legendary yesterday, which is frankly a far more tangible asset.

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