For a cool $650,000, you can now pilot the Unitree GD01, an 11-foot-tall personal Gundam mech with 'minimal weather protection' and a cockpit so cramped you'll reconsider your life choices mid-transformation. Expats will undoubtedly justify this as a 'practical off-road vehicle' for navigating the Todos Santos dirt roads, completely overlooking their existing, perfectly functional, and considerably less absurd ATVs.