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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-06-30

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Bitcoin Mine, Wallets Mysteriously Empty.

Experts believe the civilization either experienced history's first crypto crash or simply forgot all their seed phrases. Local toad lickers claim the "Licked Toad Google Search Mystery" reveals the truth: it was all for BlackPink.

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