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humor El Mundo Today 2026-06-30

Ryanair charges per digit: Your fingers are now hand luggage!

In a move that's frankly finger-lickin' good for their profits, Ryanair has decided your digits are now considered hand luggage. Prepare to pay up, or perhaps consider leaving a few digits behind next time you fly.

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