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humor El Mundo Today 2026-06-30

Leo, Watch Out! FIFA Might Ban You for Affordable World Cup Viewing!

This week's horoscope warns Leo that if FIFA catches them enjoying the World Cup without breaking the bank, they'll be in for a 'world of trouble'. Meanwhile, Aries is advised to go on a diet because watching them eat is apparently revolting. And Gemini? Let's just say humanity dreamt of flight, but you're just angry at flight attendants.

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