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humor De Speld 2026-06-30

Coach Koeman Hires Extra Defender to Shield Him From Criticism: 'I Read Everything!'

After the Dutch team's World Cup exit, Ronald Koeman has deployed an extra defender, Lutsharel Geertruida, to physically block him from pesky journalists. He claims he reads all the criticism and hopes their viewing figures plummet, while planning to bring five lawyers and a confused Marten de Roon to his future KNVB meeting.

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